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So the end of the season travels have settled down a little bit as Mrs. Disco and I have now had some time to relax a bit and get to some catching-up online. I have just finished a new post which I will put up soon (on a non-monday of course). Since Sept. 6th (the last night of the season) I have slept on 9 different mattresses across the country. We recently were in Alabama, Michigan, Toronto and have gotten 2 oil changes since the end of the season
Don’t worry…Don’t panic. I’m not going to stop blogging. I simply haven’t picked up my laptop since the season eneded last monday. That’s no exaggeration. I honestly haven’t cracked my laptop. That, without a doubt, is the longest stretch of my life without a computer since we first got that Apple IIGS back in the day. So I will be on here and will be posting during the off season I just haven’t been
Last day of the season and this one has particularly gone by quickly. well not htis day, this season I meant. This day is actually just beginning (it’s actually late Sunday Night) but I’m posting because I will be busy all day tomorrow. We have a day game for labor day and then have a flight back to Omaha which we will leave for directly from the field.
Threw tonight and blew a save to send us into 15 innings which was terrible, but I guess on the bright side, I did strike out the side for the first time….ever that i can re
This will be a relatively short and quick post. We’re coming down to the end of the season and between planning for off season travel back home and packing up, I’ll admit I didn’t have a ton of time to work on this. I will say I have another post to come out soon that I’m looking forward to hearing your comments about. In the meantime, if you want one of your questions answered on an upcoming Fan Mail Friday, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
The last time I wrote (and you kindly answered) I asked about what pitches you threw. This time I have 3.5 questions: 1) Do pitchers generally only throw fastballs in the 8 pitches they get to warm up when they come into the game (or at the beginning of the inning) or do they try all of their pitches? 1.5) Do you have certain routine you go through with these pitches? 2) What glove do you use (make, model)? 3) Besides working on your book and updating your blog, what are you going to do in the off season?
Adam S. Arlington, VA
<2.) Most pitchers have a specific routine they go through for their warm-up pitches. For example, I typically throw 2 fastballs, 2 sliders, a change-up, a rise ball, and then finish with two fastballs. Between innings, typically I throw 7 pitches and will often take out the rise ball. Some days I will throw an extra slider or change-up depending on how the first ones felt. I think most pitchers are that way. If a particular pitch doesn’t feel right, they will throw an extra one or two. But for the most part, they throw fastballs. When you get on the mound, you should already be ready to throw, so for the most part you are just getting used to the mound and the visuals of the park.
2.) Since college, I have always used Rawlings Gloves. Do you hear that Rawlings? I have used your gloves uninterruptedly for ten seasons now and have had the option to freely go to another company. Who better to represent your company as a spokesperson than a loyal customer with thousands of fans who don’t play baseball themselves? That’s right, I don’t have a sponsorship. Yet. Oh, the model? I have had a Rawlings ProS15TC.
3.) To be honest, I really don’t know what the off season will hold for me and Mrs. Disco. We have been nomads for two years now since selling Mrs. Disco’s condo, so we will probably be visiting friends and family for a decent part of the winter months. I will probably take a month or two off from throwing and then will start getting in shape for next season around December. Being married to a yoga/pilates master and personal trainer, even if I tried taking a week off from working out and being in good physical shape after the end of the season, she wouldn’t let me. So needless to say I’ll be working out in the gym all off season. I will be looking for work (so if anyone is hiring, let me know) and hopefully will get some freelance web design work which allows me to maintain a flexible workout and travel schedule. Mrs. Disco will work as a trainer and yoga/pilates instructor as well. We are looking forward to the off season as it will really be one of our first opportunities to be a “normal” married couple for a few months.
I may play winter ball. We are waiting to hear about that.
Big fan of the blog. What’s your take on stirrups as part of the baseball uniform? Some guys wear their pant legs down to their shoes, while others (seemingly, just a few), pull up their pant legs to show some stirrup. I have to admit, I’m an old school guy, and I like the stirrups. Seems like from your picture, you do too.
Keep up the good work,
The Royals minor league affiliates made a uniform switch to stirrups in 2007. I have worn my pants up at my knees since high school, so I’ve always been a fan of the high socks, but now that we have mandatory rules regarding pants, I’m not that unique anymore. That being said, when I get to the big leagues, I’ll have the opportunity to be unique. As most everyone is aware, the pant style currently in the big leagues has become one of extremely baggy and extremely long pants. Like over the shoes long. I posted in spring training about the cognitive dissonance I experienced with my pants when I backed up a big league spring training game. My consensus was at home I would wear my white pants down and on the road I would wear my pants up with stirrups. We’ll see how that evolves.
I have been planning to do something on the 29th of every month in honor of Quiz. If you guys have any suggestions, I’m open to them. I may go with the mid-calf pants and high stirrups (see below) because I can’t grow a mustache on command and besides, let’s be honest, I need a few Rolaids Relief Man awards under my belt before I’ve earned such a supreme mustache above my lip.
Mr. Disco, (haven’t called anyone that since that one video in college, but I was young and needed the money), I am new to the Disco Mania, and have read the entire archive, but still have not found the fake interview that started it all, is it somewhere to be found?
J, Kansas City, KS
I threw well and got a save tonight which was nice. Was a well-pitched game all around and was fun to end it with a 1-2-3 inning with some groundouts.
I have to give a shout out to Disco fan Nick O., who submitted this video to show me fans across the world are taking notice of my blog and my suggestions and though this wasn’t the money making idea I had proposed, it’s nice to see people are reading and paying attention.
I have met a pretty eclectic array of people throughout the years playing baseball and this past week has been no exeption. During BP in Portland I met Scott the Scoreboard operator (it’s manual) and got to ask him how they climb all over behind teh scenes. Then I got to meet Jonathan G. (who is famous for long comments on this blog)_ who went billions of inches out of his way to see us play. Just today on my way to the bullpen I met a grandfather and grandson pair who (along with the dad) man a 13,000 acre farm in NE by themse
After a trip to the west coast which featured no internet in the hotel and then an extra inning game Friday night before a 5am (PT) flight Saturday morning before a 7pm (CT) game followed by a Double Header Sunday, this was tough to get out on time. Sorry for the wait. I have been asked this question a number of times in person, and got it in my fan mail, so I decided to answer it. I went a bit long on it, so this was the only question I got to this week. Keep the questions coming to email@example.com and I’ll keep on answering.
What do you think about the deal that Stephen Strasburg got without having pitched to a Major League hitter? Do you think anyone is worth that kind of money coming out of college?
Chris H., Glendale, AZ
Chris, you ask a good question, but unfortunately you have put me in an awkward position a few times over. First, as an “insider” and someone invested in being paid to play baseball, this question is a bit tough to answer honestly. More importantly though, with a name like Chris H., you are undoubtedly going to raise questions about whether or not you are real or if I just made you up 
. Which makes it that much more awkward were I to make up a question which put me in an awkward position to answer. Perhaps that’s awkward enough people will realize I would never do that to myself.
As background, I’ll lay out all the facts I know on the subject: this guy has never thrown in a Major League game and he just got paid $15,100,000 . That’s it. I haven’t seen Strasburg throw, so keep that in mind as I answer this. I don’t know his stats all that well either. And at the time of writing this, I currently don’t have Internet access at the hotel, thanks La Keentah , so I am unable to do a whole lot of research on him. Or is it Him? Either way, I will do what I can to answer honestly. I will mostly think out loud and hope my thoughts will be of interest and perhaps lead to new insights on your part.
Now that I’m done with my disclaimers, I will go on to answer your question.
What do you think about the deal?
I think it’s insane. Before you start nodding your head and think, “There, see! Even the players think it’s ridiculous…” keep reading.
I do think it’s insane, I do think it’s way too much money upfront for someone coming out of college. I also am, of course, insanely jealous, but that’s beside the point. I know first-hand how difficult it is to make it to the big leagues and how difficult the grind of a daily professional baseball schedule is. The difficulties reach well beyond the batter 60-feet 6-inches away. Both on and off the field, being a successful professional is more than velocity and pitch location. I think back to my team in 2006 which was full of recent draftees and only a select few of us are still in the game. The attrition in this profession is worse than Freshman Organic Chemistry. As I said before, I don’t know much about Strasburg, but there are a lot of variables to him being a success.
What I do know about him is he has incredible “stuff”. I have heard he throws ridiculously hard and locates and has great off speed pitches. He isn’t just a hard thrower who an organization could plan on teaching how to pitch. He already knows how to pitch and does so as well, now, as many major league pitchers. He is polished and a can’t miss prospect. He’s potentially a major league caliber pitcher right now. A “no brainer”.
Well, there have been “no brainers” and can’t-miss guys before, and in the past some of them have missed (maybe because they had no brains). I don’t want to put out a list of biggest busts because that doesn’t seem fun and I’m sure other people have done it plenty of times over in the past, but suffice it to say, there have been a lot of highly touted players ready to “step in to the majors right now” that haven’t panned out. One of the most prevalent indicators of how cool a game baseball is is that it’s so hard to evaluate which players will have success. It shows baseball is more than a game of talent or ability. In the NFL there are seven rounds of the draft. And realistically, the difference makers are all taken within the first few rounds. Yeah, Tom Brady this, Tom Brady that, but dimples aside, let me make my point. The NHL has seven rounds as well. In the NBA there are two rounds. Two rounds. How can baseball have 50 rounds and the other major sports have so few? Is it that much harder to evaluate talent in baseball? No. But in baseball the correlation between talent and success is not nearly as certain as other sports. It is not at all uncommon to know a basketball player is going to be an NBA star when he is 17 years old. In baseball, it happens (thanks A-Rod for weakening my argument), but extremely rarely.
From what I’ve heard Strasburg’s talent is undeniable. The Nationals evaluated this, but paid him a seemingly ridiculous sum banking on his success. For their sake let’s hope the talent correlation with success holds more like it did for LeBron than it did for Matt Bush or Brien Taylor or Steve Chilcott (the notable #1’s who didn’t even make the Majors).
Do you think anyone is worth that kind of money coming out of college?
Yes, I do.
Wait, you just said all this stuff about how it was insane to give him that much money and how he could be a terrible investment. How can you turn around and answer “Yes” to this second question?
There are a few approaches I could take here, and in my opinion (which is the only opinion expressed  on my blog), they all point to the answer “Yes”. As crazy as it sounds, I think Strasburg very well may be worth that kind of money.
If you are a baseball stat geek and in your mind “WAR” first and foremost means “Wins above Replacement”, this section of my answer is for you. Sort of. If you really want to get that in-depth with it, read stuff that’s more interesting and much better thought-out other places like Rany Jazayerli did for Baseball Prospectus or this from hardballtimes.com. If you want the Disco spin, I will give it quickly and hope even you non-stat-geeks can enjoy. Wins Above Replacement (WAR) is a stat that indicates how many wins a player is worth above a Triple-A replacement at his position. For example, it would attempt to answer the question how many extra games would the Yankees have won if A-Rod were healthy and in the lineup to start this year? Granted it’s a tough question to answer, but trust me, there is a ton that goes into these calculations. And if you look on fangraphs.com at a sorted list of which pitchers this year have the highest WAR, it’s a who’s who of sorts, which should give credence to the calculations. At the time of writing this, Lincecum is currently the top pitcher on the list with a WAR of 7.2 In other words, the Giants have won 7.2 more games this year than they would have if Lincecum hadn’t started a game and a Triple-A pitcher was filling in for him instead. I won’t go into the math behind it here, but I will use the results in a quick, completely dumbed-down manner for even the non-statistician.
But first, I will throw another number out there for you. The value of winning one game is worth approximately $4.5 million on the open market to a major league franchise (if you visited that fangraphs link, you’ll see they’ve used approx. $4.5 million on the WAR table to come up with a dollar value). Again, you ask me how that is calculated and I will tell you to dig around online to find it (I’ll give you a hint, it’s not as simple as Revenue / Wins), but it takes into account added ticket sales and concession sales and merchandise sales and TV revenue to spit out a number for how muc
h a win is worth to a franchise. Granted, getting a win on the last day of the season to finish 63-99 instead of 62-100 is not as valuable as the difference in finishing 90-72 vs 89-73 which may mean the difference in a playoff birth. But again, people much smarter than me (yes there are a select few, and if they aren’t, they disguise it behind hours of free time spent crunching numbers) created this value so lets use it.
Alright, now we are ready to go. The Nationals will have made a made a good deal if, over the four years of his contract, Strasburg is 3.36 wins better than a replacement pitcher (at $4.5 million, 3.36 wins is worth $15.12 million). That comes to .839 wins per year for four years. Right now, the Nationals have 4 starting pitchers who have surpassed the .839 WAR threshold already this season: Jordan Zimmerman (1.9), John Lannan (1.2), Craig Stammen (0.9), and Ross Detwiler (0.9). And there’s still a quarter of the year to go. If, in response to this question, I asked you if Strasburg had the chance to be the next Craig Stammen, would you have said yes? You probably would have asked who Craig Stammen was and then said yes.
For the people who didn’t run to their junior high math class with their binder already out of their backpack in excitement, here’s some more down-to-earth reasoning.
I can think of two paths of reasoning from here.
You asked if anyone is worth it. All signs point to Him being better than anyone ever at baseball, but lets just assume he isn’t. Is there anyone in the majors right now who played in college and is now worth more than $3.775 million per year? That’s a ton of money, yes. But the market would certainly indicate there are plenty of guys in the majors right now who are worth more than $3.775 million per year. So, if there’s anyone who played in college and then has gone on to be worth over $3.775 million per year in the Majors, the answer to your question–it could be argued–is “yes”. Now, the Nationals have Strasburg for the next four years, not four years in his prime, so maybe that changes things. But names like Longoria, Lincecum, Verlander, Price, et al could quickly help this case. Even if he is worth nothing his first two years and then $5 million the third year and $10 the fourth, it was a good signing for the Nats. I’m not prophesying he will be, that’s not my job. All I’m saying is: it’s possible. Other, seemingly lesser mortals have been worth it. Will Tim Lincecum be worth $15 million over his first four years to the Giants? If you’re struggling to answer this one, I’ll give you a nudge. Fangraphs says he’s worth $32.5 million through the first ¾ of THIS YEAR so far (no, this doesn’t discount anything Fangraphs has to say as being bloated, it’s just he’s that good). Oh, and did I mention Lincecum came out of college? It is entirely possible Strasburg won’t be worth $15 million, but it’s entirely possible he will (plus or minus that pesky “point one”).
It always is important to look at things in perspective, and a number like $15.1 million is easy to take out of perspective, because, after all, it’s insane. I now make $1,050 per paycheck (before taxes) for ten paychecks a year. That’s $10,500 for the entire year (and it was much lower when I was in the lower levels). How can I put $15.1 million into perspective? How can–god forbid this is actually happening on my blog–Joe the Plumber put it into perspective? It seems outrageous. And at a glance it is. But think about it a little more.
The price of things can be difficult to fairly assess. Lets say you are debating buying something. If its price is less than the value of the inconvenience of not purchasing the item, you should buy it. I’ll give you an example a friend of mine shared with me. He had been mailed a contract to play baseball in France and had to sign it and mail it back to France. He went to the post office worrying it would cost an arm and a leg. After mailing it from the post office, he called me and asked how much I thought it cost. I think I guessed $60 with a chuckle. It was $1.89. A dollar eighty nine!
Without the $1.89 option, my friend could have hopped on a plane or boat and deliver the contract himself. Which, despite Southwest’s “no hidden fees” policy, I doubt he could have done for less than $1.89. Of course mailing it was more than cost-effective. If the Nationals didn’t sign Strasburg but instead wanted to sign a replacement pitcher, odds are they would have had to pay more than $3.775 million per year. To get a number one starter in the major leagues can cost you easily over $10 million a year. If you don’t believe me, go here to check out some of the names you know and see what they make.
This may be true, but Strasburg isn’t ace caliber, he hasn’t proved it yet.
OK, maybe they wanted a guy who throws 100mph with plus off-speed pitches. Well that’s gonna cost you, too. Who else does that? Verlander, maybe? $3.675 million (and that’s through arbitration, not free agency…and I’m willing to bet Justin has a pretty nice raise coming here shortly).
Yeah but you said so yourself, it’s not stuff, it’s how effective a pitcher is.
Perhaps, but the Nationals are running a business and, though ideally winning is a large part of it, we are talking dollars and cents here (mostly dollars) and whether or not Strasburg is worth it. If he doesn’t add to wins and losses (though earlier arguments show he doesn’t need to add to wins by that much to be worth it), he is a big name now and I’m sure the Nationals are hoping people will pay to come see him pitch. A household-name starting pitcher in the majors will, again, easily run you over $10 million per year, which, again, is way more than $3.775.
When I told you about my friend having to “decide” between flying to France or mailing the contract for $1.89, it was a “no brainer”, right? He was saving thousands of dollars. Using the same reasoning, the Nationals may be saving millions by going with Strasburg for $3.775 million per year. That’s a no brainer a thousand times over, right?
Another way to look at the value of mailing the contract to France would be from the postal carrier’s perspective. If it marginally cost them less than $1.89 to mail the envelope, then they are making a good deal by charging $1.89. Assuming a long-standing company would not be in business if they consistently lost money, they must have a positive marginal revenue from charging $1.89.
Will the Nationals make money off Strasburg if they pay him $15.1 million? Well, this isn’t as easy a call as the $1.89 the postal carrier charged, but you’d have to assume there has been some thought that went into it.
Again, it has to be in perspective. Does it make sense the Nationals will benefit on spending $15.1 million on a guy who’s never faced a Major League hitter? No. For all the reasons listed above, there’s a chance this will be a bust. But does it make sense a hot dog and a beverage costs $12 at a major league park? No. Does it make sense tickets cost $50? How about parking for $35? What about jerseys for $100 and TV deals worth millions? Those don’t make sense either. But what if the average fan spends $150 on a trip to a ballgame between parking, ticket costs, concessions, refreshments, souvenirs, and apparel? What if, over the course of 324 home games over the next four years, an extra 400 fans come to see the Nationals play each of those games? That doesn’t seem outrageous, does it? Only 400 fans isn’t much. Well, if we guess a fan spends $150 per game, some quick math shows 400 fans really is a lot: 400 x 324 x $150 = $19.44 million.
Sure, Strasburg will only pitch one out of every five of those games. But if I had said 2,000 extra fans for each of his starts, I doubt you would have objected. Maybe 400 fans come to get his autograph even if he doesn’t start. We aren’t even including TV revenue which would perhaps increase for road games, too. This is all speculation, but you can see why $15.1 million is no longer sounding so ridiculous. Sure, he could pitch in one game and get hurt and never play again, it’s all possible. But maybe he becomes Lincecum and 5,000 extra fans come to each of his starts. Maybe he leads them to the playoffs and the Nationals got a steal at $15.1 million.
The Nationals are paying pitchers Mike MacDougal and Scott Olsen $2.65 and $2.8 million respectively this year. Nothing against those guys at all, I’m just a dude in Triple-A who throws 78, so I can’t say anything, but the casual sports fan probably hasn’t discussed their contracts over dinner. The simple fact someone emailed me this question about Strasburg shows his popularity, which may make him worth an extra million per year more than MacDougal and Olsen to the Nats.
There are tons of factors here. Yes, he could be a bust. Yes, he could get hurt. Yes, he could develop a crippling case of agoraphobia. The $15.1 million is a risk. The draft is risk vs reward at it’s finest in the player development game. At a glance, $15.1 million is an insane amount of money and seems like way too much. But it is all relative. Did it seem insane and unreasonable for the Nationals to hope Strasburg becomes at least the next … oh …. what’s that guy’s name? You forgot too? Well, it’s Stammen, but I think I’ve made my point.
If you wanted cruise control on your car and a mechanic tried to charge you $5,000 to install it, you’d say he’s crazy and the cruise control is way over-priced. If NASA wanted to put cruise control on the space shuttle, and that mechanic gave the same quote, the $5,000 would seem laughably beyond petty.
So, what do I think about the deal? It’s insane, it really is. Put $8 million away and live off the half-a-million-dollar interest for the rest of your life without facing a single major league batter? That’s nuts.
Do I think anyone’s worth it? Paradoxically, yes.
What I’m trying to say is: It’s all relative.
Except for Chris H. I swear he’s not .
 I swear I did not make this person up. [back]
 I wrote it out fully so as to not neglect the “point one”. I make less than point one of “point one” per year, so I become ornery when people say “He got signed for fifteen million, can you imagine that?” I can’t imagine being signed for “point one” let alone 150 times that! [back]
 I have changed the name of the hotel to protect the innocent. [back]
 On days that don’t start with Wednesda. [back]
Last day of a 4 game stand in Portland and it’s been a nice trip so far. Mrs. Disco was able to come with (thanks to our ridiculously generous host mom) and we have had a blast going around the city. After getting stocked up on Nike gear* we became pros on the “light rail” and then even got a chance to go to Multnomah Falls near the gorge and hike after a day game yeste
*more on this later from the Mrs.
Each Friday Disco takes the time to answer your fan mail questions. If you have a question of your own, please email it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Dear Mr. Hayes,
I am new to learning anything about baseball. I have a person named Ryan M. B. who just graduated High School here in Arlington Texas. He is going to Texas Tech in Lubbock, I believe to better himself with the game. He is a true lover of the sport I am being told & shown. I believe he will indeed make something of himself in a career that will lead to the major leagues.
This is how I stumbled onto your blog. Not knowing anything about the order of things in baseball I figured that minor comes before major. So I feel that Ryan would do minor first the reason I followed it & found you. I would like to know how all this works. If Ryan is doing baseball as a study at TTU and is good at it what happens next up to how someone gets to the Major leagues? Would you know how to find the information on all the steps? I am curious to find out how a person makes it to the major leagues. If I know more I might be able to assist him somehow along the way.
One thing I might be able to help you with in your game ability. Your nickname & the type of song style you are seeking. First of all what you are focusing on is a ‘Disco type of music’, you got this title as well from the speed of your throwing capabilities. What I believe you need to improve your skills is a different type of music & drop the ‘Disco’ from your name. You will be whatever you focus on.
You need a more power driven type of music. One that is energetic based, more speed. I have just the music style I believe that you need. If you listen & focus on all this, I believe you will indeed improve your skill. I am enclosing some music by a band called, ‘Volbeat’ that are from Denmark. A uniqueness in power driven, smoothness & style.
Tell your fans & others that you are officially dropping ‘Disco’ from your name & stop using it. That is unless you are happy where you are. Plus you will get that ‘Chick’ off your back, I believe she calls herself,’Lady Gaga‘. I doubt if she can compete with Volbeat’s music. I have never heard her personally, I do hear that she has a bad taste in fashion though.
Take Care & Blessings,
Janette S., Arlington, TX
Jeg er ny på den måde, du taler. Jeg har konkluderet, at du har skrevet noget på et fremmed sprog og oversat det til engelsk for at sende til mig. Sikke en fornøjelse for mig! Jeg føler mig beæret over at have fans fra hele verden, selv om det betyder kun, Texas. Jeg havde aldrig hørt om VOLBEAT, så jeg gjorde en hurtig Wikipedia-søgning og fundet det er et dansk rock band, der fik det navn fra “Vol” stående for “bind” og “Beat” stående for “Beat”. Åh, disse vanskelige dansk. Så I’m guessing du er dansk og så jeg håber du er Værdistigningen det sjove ved at have mig svare dig på dit modersmål, selv om det kan være brudt i oversættelse en smule.
Jeg researchede VOLBEAT, men jeg har ikke hørt nogen af deres sange endnu. Jeg har en fornemmelse jeg må stick med Disco stuff, i det mindste for nu, selv om. I beg i halvfjerdserne er en sætning, ikke mange mennesker kan sige, selvom jeg er sikker på, at de fleste af VOLBEAT’s lyrics er temmelig svært at sige, også. Med hensyn til din bemærkning om “du er hvad du fokuserer på” Jeg er helt enig, og jeg er en dominerende Pitcher grund af præcis hvordan jeg kast. Jeg takker Dem for Deres tips og overvejelse.
Jeg ønsker din ven Ryan de bedste på Texas Tech. Det er en god skole for at studere baseball, så han er på rette vej.
De vigtigste for ham vil være at spille godt i college og derefter håber spejdere vil kunne lide ham og ønsker at udkastet til ham. Mere end noget, jeg vil fortælle ham at falde helt kæmpe bomber og forsøger at kaste langt over hundred miles i timen. Jeg tror i kilometer, der er over hundrede og tres. Hvis han ikke gør nogen af disse to, han bare har at være virkelig konsekvent og udbudt gode numre. Som freshman, fortælle ham, at bare arbejde virkelig hårdt og komme i virkelig god form, så en Sophomore og Junior han vil være stærk og klar til at klare sig godt. Når han kommer i kontakt med spejdere, de normalt har spillere udfylder oplysninger pakker så de organisationer vide noget om ham. De er ofte spørge ting som, hvor mange penge, han ønsker at underskrive for, og selvom jeg aldrig oplevet dette, eller har jeg haft råd til det, blot i form af forhandlingstaktikker vil jeg anbefale forlader disse ting tomt. Det ser ud til en ung knægt med stor spænding at få underskrevet vil sandsynligvis sige noget, og måske give de organisationer, alt for meget information. Gøre dem svede det ud og lad dem tilbyde noget først.
Når han gør få underskrevet, er det en lang vej til at komme til de store ligaer. Jeg skriver en bog om det, og meget af min blog taler om det, så hvis du holder læser her, kan det være nyttigt. Din ven har i mindst tre år, indtil han kan få udarbejdet, så min bog vil være ude af derefter, og det bør kaste ganske lidt lys over processen.
Jeg håber, at dette hjælper, og du deler min blogs med dine danske venner.
I’m from the Omaha area originally, and now reside in Florida. Could I mail you an item to have you autograph it for me?
Cord C., Port Charlotte, FL
Cord, this seems silly to respond on my blog, but I’ve tried a number of times via email to reply to you, and I keep getting “Return to Sender”. Perhaps this is better, because other people may have the same question, so I’ll answer publicly:
Rosenblatt Stadium attn: Disco Hayes
1202 Bert Murphy Ave.
Omaha, NE 68107
Feel free to send anything with a self-addressed, stamped return envelope and I will sign it and put it in the mail for the next day. This happens on a daily basis in the clubhouse, though I have only had the honor of signing two things in such a way (both to the same guy in Florida on consecutive years). I would be thrilled to sign something, so send away! Again, Cord, sorry my previous emails didn’t go through, so I hope you’re checking back to read the blog.
In ancient times (roughly 1979), a fellow with a rather odd, underhanded delivery, also given to bouts of wit, was promoted from Omaha to Kansas City. He drank coffee in the bullpen until the eighth inning, came into games throwing baseballs rarely touching 80 miles per hour in velocity, yet somehow persuaded real athletes to beat their bats into plowshares and the ball into the ground, where Frank White, U.L. Washington and various firstbasemen cooperated to turn doubleplays, upsetting the sense of fair play and providing the Royals Baseball Club with two pennants and one World Championship. For years now, masochistic Royals fans such as myself have wandered in the desert, listening on our radios as people with names like [Censored] made a mess of things. We have been waiting for “THE ONE”. I really don’t care about all this “Disco” nonsense. Ever since I heard about
your promotion and modus operandi, I’ve been wanting to watch you in action. That other fellow was 26 when he was promoted from Omaha to KC. I hope history repeats itself. I prefer to call you “Chrisenberry.”
For as much crap I have thrown on you and made you carry my baggage for me all these years, I feel it is the least I can do to change my name for you. I’ll take out that little cardboard label in the “American Tourister” tag and change my name to Chrisenberry. I should probably update my address from the house I moved out of eight years ago, too.
When I make it to KC and we get two pennants and a World Championship, you can call me “Carry On” if you’d like for all I care. You just may have to go around the luggage carousel a few extra times because I doubt I will catch on right away that the bag passing by shouting, “Carry On,” is calling for me. I’ll be used to “Chrisenberry”.
I am also a little annoyed you didn’t give me a “shout out” as the person who got your blog put up on The Big Lead. Just as your wife was about the Lady Gaga song.
Jeff W., Omaha, NE
Jeff, I have a number of bones to pick with you here. First, leave the sentence fragments to me. That’s my job. Secondly, I’m surprised you’re selfish enough to try to take some of the credit away from me for being such a big hit on The Big Lead. After all, the point of this blog is to give credit to me.
Was I aware you were the one who got me on The Big Lead in the first place?  And what has The Big Lead done for me anyway?  I mean, you asking to be shamelessly promoted on my blog is like me begging to get back on The Big Lead by continuing to link to it from my blog. But why would I even want to be on their site anyway? 
If I had known  you were involved in the exposure to The Big Lead , I would have been more than happy to give you props as I did with Chris M on my awesome Twitter background design and will do in weeks to come when web developer Dan P. from Austin, TX may help me with some poll ideas for the blog. But I had no idea you were involved  and that’s why I didn’t give you any credit for my blog becoming insanely more popular than ever before on one particular day. 
So, if you want to get full credit for submitting my blog to The Big Lead, IF you claim you already have once , perhaps you can do it “again” , even though we all know you never did , and though any increase in ratings  will obviously come, not due to the exposure , but rather due to pure chance  or just a particularly funny day  on the blog.
But seriously, thanks for submitting, and any time anyone wants to help make me more famous, I’ll be happy to give you props at the bottom of a post most people gave up reading half way through.
So, thanks Jeff, keep up the good work. You are now the proud owner of a lifetime VIP pass to the “Discotheque”. Any other readers out there doing work to broaden my fame? Email me and I’ll probably forget about you too. But the thousands of fans and future dollars you bring in for me will never be forgotten (unless they, in turn, do something nice and email me about it).
 As saddened as I was Google Translator had nothing for “Godspeed”, I was even more elated with what it did with “Disco”. [back]
 I swear I did not make this up, he/she actually signed it “Suitcase”. [back]
 Turns out I went back and checked and sure enough, you did send me an email making it unequivocally clear you submitted my blog to The Big Lead. My bad on that one. [back]
 It did increase my page hits TENFOLD on the day it debuted on The Big Lead. [back]
not much happened today; a pretty boring monday in fact. Which is nice, considering how busy it has been with games, family visiting, our book proposal, and trying to keep up with the blog, etc. I am still gleaming about my “strikeout looking” from last post, which was basically the highlight of my day. We have a literary agent looking over our book proposal and if she likes it, it will make for a busy offseason writing